6/4/2012 - Conversation

  • nobody ever: you're cute and I want to date you

6/3/2012 - Photo


I am the snake in my boot

I am the snake in my boot

(Source: octoshrimp, via mike--ferri)

6/3/2012 - Conversation

  • friend: sorry, I can't hang out anymore
  • me: but I showered for you

6/3/2012 - Conversation

  • favorite band: i think we'll play six shows in california and not come to your state

-makemesmile:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

(Source: rubywhiterabbit, via potatodrummers)

6/2/2012 - Conversation

  • girl: i'm having vagina surgery
  • boyfriend: i know
  • girl: i love you
  • boyfriend: i love you too
  • after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
  • girl: where is my boyfriend
  • dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
  • girl: what

6/2/2012 - Conversation

My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.

  • Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
  • Brother: that's not fair
  • Mom: DO AS I SAY.
  • Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
  • Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
  • Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.